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Humor · Set 4

Humor Cryptograms Set 4

5 cryptograms to solve with a pencil. Each letter of the quote has been swapped for another letter, and the same swap holds all the way through.

20 pt ciphertext — the size a newspaper puzzle page never gives you. 26 pt ciphertext with wide letter spacing and room to write. Both sizes print on US Letter with the answer key on its own page.

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The puzzles

Puzzle 1

Medium · 86 letters

Starter clue: X = E

JBXMUOAXPFDOXDMUHTYNEXGMJNJXDPMNPJNHDGABJXP,QGJKBXPXUMBXKBNFDOXSFUJXUOGMDZGPXYNPOUOAVNT?

Decoder — write your answer under each cipher letter:

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Puzzle 2

Hard · 92 letters

Starter clue: P = E

PMPLCAOVXROEWKXVHFKAOPAVZ.AOPHPZLPAHJELZPJQOEWJLVAHPGQVHXJAYJCUEAHJLLJI.AOPLPVHXJOEWJLVXOPKMPX.

Decoder — write your answer under each cipher letter:

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Puzzle 3

Medium · 112 letters

Starter clue: F = E

ZVYGXKOLFKNXCUWMUPYRBFWENXCRWYFFM,CENCIUUYOOEUGYALFOUAFFT-WUXCFZTYNCRHF;NXARARAYNGKEONXORXCFMZROORUXNXEUGMLVEROARNY.

Decoder — write your answer under each cipher letter:

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Puzzle 4

Easy · 113 letters

Starter clue: C = E

JEFSZIFKCOPKLFZRPKFN,FSCZMCKJSCQTEAOTPGZKEFNZHZIKRCZRQCXCCVPOKCPFCKZRRZKFIAEFNHZKSITPAEFNFZRKZXRCKPALHEALSPRREACXX.

Decoder — write your answer under each cipher letter:

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Puzzle 5

Easy · 140 letters

Starter clue: X = E

DBQXKRTBWAURP,RKTXMPSJXHHXSVXJHXMCURSHXXKRIBDVXJHRKTXMPSJXHHXS,DBHKDURSHWKMXURSMBBYAJXDDP,URSHUPRBDVKRI,FUHXRBOIVCBJDVXVUAAKRXHHBCDVXAJXHXRDVBOJ.

Decoder — write your answer under each cipher letter:

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Solver's cheat sheet

Most common letters
E T A O I N S H R D L U
Most common 1-letter words
A I
Most common 2-letter words
OF TO IN IT IS BE AS AT SO WE HE BY OR ON DO IF ME MY UP AN GO NO US AM
Most common 3-letter words
THE AND FOR ARE BUT NOT YOU ALL ANY CAN HER WAS ONE OUR OUT DAY GET HAS HIM HIS HOW MAN NEW NOW OLD SEE TWO WAY WHO BOY DID ITS LET PUT SAY SHE TOO USE
Common double letters
LL EE SS OO TT FF RR NN PP CC
Common word endings
-ING -ION -ENT -TION -LY -ED -ER -EST
After an apostrophe
T (don't) S (it's) RE (we're) VE (I've) LL (we'll) D (I'd)

Want this on its own sheet? Print the letter frequency chart.

Show the answer key (5 solutions)
  1. “The singer can easily move us to tears or to laughter, but where is he who can excite in us a pure morning joy?”— Henry David Thoreau, 1862, WalkingCipher key: A=G B=H C=Z D=A E=V F=C G=U H=L I=Q J=T K=W L=K M=S N=O O=N P=R Q=B R=D S=X T=Y U=I V=J W=F X=E Y=M Z=P
  2. “Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.”— Mark Twain, 1897, Following the EquatorCipher key: A=T B=D C=Y D=Z E=U F=P G=L H=S I=W J=O K=A L=R M=V N=K O=H P=E Q=F R=G S=X T=Q U=B V=I W=M X=N Y=J Z=C
  3. “My lungs began to crow like chanticleer, That fools should be so deep-contemplative; And I did laugh sans intermission an hour by his dial.”— William Shakespeare, 1600, As You Like It, Act II. Sc. 7 (in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 9th ed., 1891)Cipher key: A=D B=K C=T D=Z E=H F=E G=U H=V I=F J=Q K=G L=B M=R N=A O=S P=W Q=J R=I S=X T=P U=O V=Y W=C X=N Y=L Z=M
  4. “Without regard to party, the overwhelming majority of our people seek a greater opportunity for humanity to prosper and find happiness.”— Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1934, State of the Union AddressCipher key: A=N B=Q C=E D=Z E=I F=T G=J H=F I=U J=W K=R L=D M=V N=Y O=G P=A Q=L R=P S=H T=M U=X V=K W=B X=S Y=C Z=O
  5. “To be in company, nicely dressed herself and seeing others nicely dressed, to sit and smile and look pretty, and say nothing, was enough for the happiness of the present hour.”— Jane Austen, 1815, EmmaCipher key: A=P B=O C=F D=T E=V F=W G=Q H=S I=G J=R K=I L=J M=L N=Z O=U P=Y Q=B R=N S=D T=C U=A V=H W=M X=E Y=K Z=X